The legendary Humanoid Typhoon! The destroyer of July City! Just take a look at my big red coat, my beautiful blonde locks, and my fancy silver revolver! And if that doesn't convince you...how about my 100% accurate gunmanship! [Vash starts shooting in the air]
While playing some games like Doom, I begin to imagine that I'm not actually playing as whoever the game wants me to play - I take on the guise of a completely different character.
Such is the case with my latest personal-use weapon mod, "Mixed Tape #2" - in which a .44 magnum revolver is among the most powerful weapons in the game. I play in tight spaced levels like Vrack3, diving left and right, ensuring that no bullet is wasted, doing daring stuff like reloading while rushing across a bridge. Stopping the largest demons with only six bullets.
Because I'm Vash the Stampede. At least, in the context of the game.
Leave it to an 18-year-old writer with no physical contact to the outside world to come up with this junk.
Tune: Dune - Desert Theme (Synthesizer Greatest version)
Anime: Noir (episode 1)
Vash: I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
Milly: What are you talking about, Mr. Vash the Stampede?
Vash: I hate it when you call me by my full name!