Nov 1, 2005

I Am Vash The Stampede!

The legendary Humanoid Typhoon! The destroyer of July City! Just take a look at my big red coat, my beautiful blonde locks, and my fancy silver revolver! And if that doesn't convince you...how about my 100% accurate gunmanship! [Vash starts shooting in the air]

While playing some games like Doom, I begin to imagine that I'm not actually playing as whoever the game wants me to play - I take on the guise of a completely different character.

Such is the case with my latest personal-use weapon mod, "Mixed Tape #2" - in which a .44 magnum revolver is among the most powerful weapons in the game. I play in tight spaced levels like Vrack3, diving left and right, ensuring that no bullet is wasted, doing daring stuff like reloading while rushing across a bridge. Stopping the largest demons with only six bullets.

Because I'm Vash the Stampede. At least, in the context of the game.

Leave it to an 18-year-old writer with no physical contact to the outside world to come up with this junk.

Tune: Dune - Desert Theme (Synthesizer Greatest version)
Game: Doom
Anime: Noir (episode 1)

Vash: I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.

Milly: What are you talking about, Mr. Vash the Stampede?

Vash: I hate it when you call me by my full name!

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